A blonde was shopping at a Target Store and came across a silver thermos.
She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over to the clerk to ask what it was.
The clerk said, “That’s a thermos . . . it keeps some things hot and some things cold.”
“Wow, said the blonde, “that’s amazing. I’m going to buy it!” So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day.
Her boss saw it on her desk. “What do you have there?” he asked.
“Why, that’s a thermos . . it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,” she replied.
Her boss inquired, “What do you have in it?”
The blond replied, “Two Popsicles, and some coffee.”
An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession.
When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: “Father … during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our
neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic.”
The priest replied: “That was a wonderful thing you did and you have no need to confess that.”
“There is more to tell Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors
This happened several times a week and sometimes twice on Sundays.”
The priest said. “That was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger. But two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven.”
“Thank you, Father. That’s a great load off my mind. I do have one more question.”
“And what is that?” asked the priest.
“Should I tell her the war is over?”.