A Special Deep Motivational Thought for a Long Weekend –

Today’s Off Beat humor cartoon….The Bear and Rabbit

A blonde was shopping at a Target Store and came across a silver……

A blonde was shopping at a Target Store and came across a silver thermos.

She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over to the clerk to ask what it was.

The clerk said, “That’s a thermos . . . it keeps some things hot and some things cold.”

“Wow, said the blonde, “that’s amazing. I’m going to buy it!” So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day.

Her boss saw it on her desk. “What do you have there?” he asked.

“Why, that’s a thermos . . it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,” she replied.

Her boss inquired, “What do you have in it?”

The blond replied, “Two Popsicles, and some coffee.”

Restaurant Photo Of the Week – Cabbages and ……

A Great Warning sign…..

Off Beat humorous Cartoon……Crocodiles look over the Family Album…

Aussie Joke – The Adventures Of Bruce & Sheila……

Sheila says to Bruce, “You know we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping business in Mexico.”

“The taxes are low and there aren’t as many health & safety rules over there..

Bruce thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy everything they need: a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc..

They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the town’s square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble.

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I bought a dog the other day. I named him Stay. It`s fun to……

 call him…

“Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!” He went insane.

Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.

He`s an East German Shepherd. Very disciplined.

Bless Me Father – I Have Sinned……..

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession.

When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: “Father … during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our
neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic.”

The priest replied: “That was a wonderful thing you did and you have no need to confess that.”

“There is more to tell Father.  She started to repay me with sexual favors

This happened several times a week and sometimes twice on Sundays.”

The priest said. “That was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger. But two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh.  However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven.”

“Thank you, Father. That’s a great load off my mind.  I do have one more question.”

“And what is that?” asked the priest.

“Should I tell her the war is over?”.

Farside Type Humor…Gotta Love It! -

Farside Pilot

This is what can happen when people at work get bored -

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Funny Pun Photo: Thor Hates Leprechauns -

Thor

Who is good for some Bacon Moonshine?…Click on pic to enlarge -

Bacon Moonshine

I am a Monster ….. Until I Have My Coffee -

monster coffee

Should there be a question of priorities here?

Coke Is Best

This Guy needs advice on how to find a Job….

Maybe I’ve just found the answer to all our problems -

Bacon

Things I Hate -

I hate

Has this guy got issues or what?

issues

Meanwhile In Australia – Many People enjoy and participate in waterboarding in the streets when it rains…

Straya

Cage Free Eggs – Bloody Liars….

Cage Free Eggs

Off Beat Humor….. Pigs in Hospital…

Pigs cured

Daily Funny Cartoons and Photos…

Sheep at a bar…

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This proves that if Men had their way, life would be easier!

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SURE IS…….
 Unexplainable

 INDEED….

Witch Text
OFF BEAT HUMOR….
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Daddy… How was I born? -

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That awkward moment when he realizes – she’s wearing…..

+That awkward moment

Exclusive – Photo of Virgin Mobiles New Mascot -

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Another Bloody Sloppy Kisser -

Sloppy Kissers

Cage Free Eggs! Bloody Liars -

Cage Free Eggs

Off Beat Humor Cartoon -

key lock

America has Area 51 – Australia has Exit 340 where you can see somestrange funny things -

Marij bong

Meanwhile In Australia – Most of the population have endure boringsunsets like this one -

aussie sunset

Have a look at the "Pussy Train" coming down the hall

pussy train

Stealing an Old Person…

Banana Porn….

A look at the future Smartphone…..

new smart phone

Sometimes you can’t explain what happens in life….for example -

Sometimes you can't explain what happens in life

Keyboard Fight…..

keyboard fight

Whoever lost a bundle of $100 bills…..

rubber band

I wonder why the kids can’t get to sleep? I’ve left the night light on for them…

kid sleep

Will I complete my Bucket List?

Bucket list KFC

Rose are Red. Wine is also Red…..Poems….

roses red wine

Gabby begins to understand why some species eat their offspring….

cat offspring

Hey Kiwis, leave the Barbeques to the Australians! For example….

kiwi bbq

This is funny BUT a bit bizarre -

Clever and funny power outlet

A Great Quote by Gordon Ramsay -

gordon Ramsay

If you can not find anything "Creepy" in this photo….

creepy

Shelia the Chicken regrets the passionate night she spent with….

shelia regrest

Just When You Thought It Couldn’t Get Worse…

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Close Enough…..

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Sometimes a business’s success is based on…..

location.. location
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