The 6 Dumbest Reactions To Titanic Being Back In Movie Theaters…

6. People who think Titanic 3D is a remake:

People who think Titanic 3D is a remake:

 

 

5. People who didn’t know Titanic was a real boat:

People who didn't know Titanic was a real boat:

 

 

 

4. This person who is proud that their great grandfather worked on the Titanic:

This person who is proud that their great grandfather worked on the Titanic:

3. People who think Rose and Jack were real people:

People who think Rose and Jack were real people:

 

 

 

 

2. People who think Titanic is a new movie:

People who think Titanic is a new movie:

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1. The one person who thinks Kate Winslet sang “My Heart Will Go On”:

It’s a matter of Priorities……the baby comes second!

Another Smart Arse Answer ………

A truck driver was driving along on a country road.  A sign came up that read ” Low Bridge Ahead.”

Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it.

Cars were backed up for miles.  Finally, a police car arrived.

Thepoliceman got out of his car and walked to the truck’s cab and said to the driver, “Got stuck, eh?”

The truck driver said, “No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of diesel!”

This is why we love children…….

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved.

She was stark naked!

As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat,

“Mom, that lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!’

A Great Warning sign…..

Why do Men do things like this?….

Strange Bike

Funny Strange Photo – Meanwhile On Public Transport.. Somethings cannot be explained -

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Funny Birthday Cake -

Wifes Birthday Cake

Things I Hate -

I hate

Off Beat Humor….. Pigs in Hospital…

Pigs cured

Help needed to just try and explain this! -

Unexplainable

Meanwhile In Japan – Face Slimming Mouthpiece are becoming popular -

To get and maintain the perfect visage, you don’t need the cosmetic surgeon‘s knife. All you need is a mouthpiece. Yes, the Face Slimmer is a simple solution to the timeless problem of how to give sagging facial skin and muscles that much-needed daily lift. Just three minutes per day is all you need; pop in the mold and then make mouth movements. The makers recommend you say vowel sounds out loud over and over again, producing regular and methodical exercises that will strength the twelve facial expression muscles in a comprehensive way.

Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece

Fight wrinkles around your eyes and help shape the overall look of your face, whether in front of the mirror, in the bath or at any other convenient time every day. The movements are given extra load by the mold, forcing everything to work a bit harder and resulting in more youthful, vibrant faces. US$63.00

Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece

The Face Slimmer Mouth Exercise Mouthpiece features

  • Recommend for use for three minutes per day, with vowel exercises
  • Materials: silicone rubber
  • Size: around 7 x 7.2 x 4.75cm (2.8 x 2.8 x 1.9″)
  • Color: red (color may vary slightly from that shown in images)

Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece

AND Suddenly… everybody is happy at work -

JW work cooler

Quiz Question; What is the first thing you see when you look at this picture? -

tree

Let me in please… I am not the mighty……

let me in please

Meanwhile In Australia – Most of the population have endure boringsunsets like this one -

aussie sunset

Why Love One, but eat the other……

Bacon sign

A look at the future Smartphone…..

new smart phone

Keyboard Fight…..

keyboard fight

What some people can build with legos vs what I can build with legos…

lego

Don’t you just wish….

Idiot Spray

BlueTooth… You’re doing it wrong…

blue tooth wrong

Whoever lost a bundle of $100 bills…..

rubber band

Classic "Dr House"……

Click on Picture two times to Enlarge…

classic house

My BIGGEST Childhood Fear -

Child hood fear

Australia; A young woman was pulled over for speeding by a Police Officer…

police balls

THANKS…. Now What? -

Thanks now what...

What a Great Photo Bomb…..

great photo bomb

The Look of my friends when I say I don’t want a drink -

look drink

Would you ring me my Coffee, it’s been…..

ruff day

My Sign of the Week… (What a BARGAIN!)…..

air guitar

A very important message about "Drinking Responsibly" -

drink response

Shhhh… This is my….

shhhh fav parrt

Don’t Worry Love… I’ve set the mower up for you, – Men are so clever…

bike mower

Mind….. Blown! -

re arrange the letters

Maybe I should of trained……

may be trained

Your typical violent and aggressive "Pit Bull" Dog…..

typical violent pitbull

This is funny BUT a bit bizarre -

Clever and funny power outlet

My sister was invited to a dress up party….guess which one is she? -

dress up party

What a great prank to try at the office or even at home…..

great trick

A Bogun / Redneck Wedding Proposal … how could of she said "NO"?

bogum proposal

Christmas Funny – Meanwhile in Australia….

Christmas Funny – Group Therapy….

The Wife… she said no more drinking in front of the kids, so………

The wife beer

A very Important Fishing Question for Women and Men -

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One must ask… How do these people wipe their ass?

WIPE ASS

Coffee! If you’re not shaking….

Coffee

Madonna is 55, her boyfriend is 22… Tina Turner is 75, her boyfriendis…

husbands

Do It Yourself Consumer Warning…

foodcops_consumerwarning

You MUST give this guy a JOB!……After reading this

GiveThisGuyTheJob
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