The definition of PMS ….

Can the word PMS = Prepare to meet Satan?

The Best Advertisement to sell a car you will ever read – NO Joke!

To read,  just click to enlarge…

Today’s Sexist Joke – The Wife was counting all the ……

The wife was counting all the 5 and 10 cents out on the kitchen table

when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason. 

I thought to myself “She’s going through the change.”

A blonde was shopping at a Target Store and came across a silver……

A blonde was shopping at a Target Store and came across a silver thermos.

She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over to the clerk to ask what it was.

The clerk said, “That’s a thermos . . . it keeps some things hot and some things cold.”

“Wow, said the blonde, “that’s amazing. I’m going to buy it!” So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day.

Her boss saw it on her desk. “What do you have there?” he asked.

“Why, that’s a thermos . . it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,” she replied.

Her boss inquired, “What do you have in it?”

The blond replied, “Two Popsicles, and some coffee.”

Restaurant Photo Of the Week – Cabbages and ……

Another Smart Arse Answer ………

A truck driver was driving along on a country road.  A sign came up that read ” Low Bridge Ahead.”

Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it.

Cars were backed up for miles.  Finally, a police car arrived.

Thepoliceman got out of his car and walked to the truck’s cab and said to the driver, “Got stuck, eh?”

The truck driver said, “No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of diesel!”

Nineteen Irishmen Go to the Cinema…….

19 Paddies go to the cinema

The ticket lady asks “Why so many of you?”

 Mick replies, “The film said 18 or over.”

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